Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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