Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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