You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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