big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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