we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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