that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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