The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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