I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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