There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
now i know why i became what i already was.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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