We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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