I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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