im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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