Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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