Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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