No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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