I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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