I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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