I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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