I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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