dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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