its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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