"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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