so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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