Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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