That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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