My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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