Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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