Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Duck Duck Cougar?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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