problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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