Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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