HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
