Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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