My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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