i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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