I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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