he wants to bone in the snuggie
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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