Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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