love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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