forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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