D3 body, D1 cock
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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