is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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