: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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