GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
