yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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