we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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