walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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