i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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