So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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