So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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