what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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