Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
